Tag Archives: humor

Dawn of the unwed

Friend, have you had no date of late? Or have you had dates galore but found them each a bore? Were you looking for Mr or Mrs Right, only to have to tell ‘em to fly a kite!
Did you think you’d met “the one”? Was the first date oh such fun? Full of laughter, not [...]

Just a kid at heart

Those who know me well probably already know that I’m a big fan of comics and cartoons and comic books and animations and cartoon or comic strips and all that stuff which most adults would likely relegate to the annals of their childhood. So, for what it’s worth, if anything, I thought I’d give you [...]

Another one bites the dust

Alas, dear friends! Here’s a sad lesson for all of us: It doesn’t pay to steal acorns.
HT: The photo is originally from the world famous Gumminator.

Where the [heck] is Matt?

Apparently, this is what happens when you have a lot of time on your hands, money to burn, a thirst to travel, a passion to dance like the stars, and…a video camera:

(The same video can be seen in higher quality by clicking here.)
Seriously though, Matt’s video was loads of fun. It definitely put a [...]

It’s all about me

Do you remember this short video called “Me Church”?

Well, now that we have the church, we need the music! So here’s the worship team of Me Church aka Me Worship, featuring well-known songs such as “Now I lift my name on high,” “There is none like me,” “Oh come let us adore me,” and [...]

Father knows best

Calvin’s dad is da bomb.
Ask Calvin’s Dad
Calvin’s dad answering questions, quoted from various Calvin and Hobbes books by Bill Watterson.
Q. Why does the sun set?
A. It’s because hot air rises. The sun’s hot in the middle of the day, so it rises high in the sky. In the evening then, it cools down and sets.
Q. [...]

What’s in a name?

Apparently we have a new poll. Check it out.

It’s bummertime

Not to be confused with Hammer time.
Anyway, yeah, I probably have a sick sense of humor, but I think a lot of the DespairWear t-shirts are hilarious.
As I do the rest of the Despair, Inc. website, too.
Is it wrong to find humor in despair? I don’t know. It probably depends. But here’s [...]

Chaz on Bruce and William

Clearly there is at least one Lutheran with excellent taste.

The last to know (memes)

I had never heard of any of these memes except, of course, for AYBABTU.
But this is one is really, truly bizarre, and I’m going to be thinking about it for weeks now.
YouTube link
Do you have stairs in your house?
Update: I didn’t see some pretty horrible stuff in the background when I embedded this. [...]

Another little-known fact

Little known fact: Eskimo Zombies have hundreds of words for brains.

Chillaxin’ is hard work

It’s been a while since I’ve posted here. But, dear reader, don’t you know? It’s a hard knock life for me. I mean, it’s just so doggone hard to lift a finger to type when you’re lying down on a folding beach chair, chillaxin’ and sipping martinis on a beautiful, sandy beach [...]

Monty Python quiz

A Monty Python Quiz

Score: 83% (10 out of 12)

I’m surprised I did so well, to be honest. I missed #3 and #12.

Lunar tautology

We are told that “Igor Brown of NASA’s Johnson Space Center says cyanobacteria are tough enough to survive and thrive in a lunar environment as long as they have water, air, and sunlight.” You know, I think I could probably get a lot of things to grow in a lunar environment, too, under those [...]

The elephant in the room is the missing thoughts of the cat

This is funny in a sad sort of way: imagine Garfield from Jon Arbuckle’s perspective (remember, he can’t hear what Garfield is thinking). It’s actually depressing to read these comics, even though I know somebody (ahem) who owned all the older books and I remember most of the early ones. It gets [...]

Funniest thing I’ve heard all year

Last night at Patrick’s birthday dinner:
X described to us the feeling of sleeping in a rice paddy during his military service, and being told that there was a very large spider hanging over his head.
Y [arachnophobe]: “Wow. I’d have to change my sheets.”
Z [X's wife]: “Sheets? You’d have sheets while sleeping in a [...]

Not once, but twice

From TJIC (slight but obvious editing mine):
I usually hate my the government, but I almost always love my country.
I mean, dang, we put men on the moon, gave birth to Mark Twain, created the Blues, created the Internet, sent British soldiers packing, split the atom, kicked the *sses of the Nazis and the Imperial [...]

The Butterfly Effect

Possibly one of the best funny XKCDs ever.

Stop. Clichés. Now.

The “new” list of tired old clichés, with a tip of the hat to Jollyblogger.

We HATE Prince George, we HATE Prince George

Fans of Blackadder the Third might be interested in the actual history of Prince George, which demonstrates just how much thought went into the scripts for the show.

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