Another one bites the dust

Posted on Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

Alas, dear friends! Here’s a sad lesson for all of us: It doesn’t pay to steal acorns.

HT: The photo is originally from the world famous Gumminator.

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Lewis Carroll describes what really happened:

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought –
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

July 9th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

Or as Elmer Fudd might put it: “Kill the wabbit sqwiwel!

July 9th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

And the Academy Award goes to…Dale Lee Nut for his performance in Dying by Private Ryan!

July 9th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Disclaimer: No squirrels were actually harmed…that we know of.

July 9th, 2008 at 11:55 pm

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