I’d like to write a quick note to a particular person who happens to corrupt frequent our weblog from time to time. (This person shall remain nameless in order to protect the guilty.)
But, first, please allow me to describe this person. For starters, he/she is sick and twisted. That should be clear enough when any normal human being has the misfortune of interacting with him/her for even a few moments. Secondly, this person happens to have a fondness for threatening to paint certain other (innocent) people’s apartments in “nappy, nasty” colors such as baby pink and fuchsia. (FYI: “fuchsia” is pronounced “few-sha”; “few” as in “few brain cells” and “sha” as in “shaddap,” as this sick and twisted individual phrased it when explaining it to another kind-hearted soul who had never heard of the color before and was humbly inquiring about its correct pronunciation.) Worst of all, however, this person even threatens to decorate the apartment walls — which otherwise belong to a completely wonderful and caring (and did I mention, innocent?) person — with “cute” animals such as butterflies and bunny rabbits! I mean, can you believe it?!
Now, my note to this person is simply this: check this out, yo! These robo bunny rabbits are awesome! They can do all sorts of cool and amazing and even “manly” (for a bunny) things! They aren’t “soft and furry.” Nor are they “cute and cuddly and fluffy.” Nor are they any other adjectives which might elicit an “Awww!” from a girl.
No!
Instead, these robo bunny rabbits are like the Terminator crossed with RoboCop crossed with the Predator crossed with the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They’re hard, ruthless killers. They’ll do whatever it takes to get the job done. They live by the maxim, “Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
So don’t mess with these hardcore robo bunny rabbits! That’s right, you’d best step off, Vizzle! Fo’ shizzle.
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After looking at that link, you have some serious issues to deal with there, bud! I think that everyone that knows you already knows how much of a manly-man-man you already are, so, uh, maybe you should stop trying to shatter that with an illusion of your manly-man-man-ness.
You ever check out Bun-Bun from Sluggy Freelance? He’d put your robo terminator to shame.
I don’t patronize hardcore robo bunny rabbits.
Ten points to whoever gets the reference. My wife is not allowed to play.
In other news, the beast of Caer Bannog doesn’t need to be crossed with anybody. Anybody who crosses him… well, I’ll let Tim the enchanter sum it up:
“Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth!”
Your blog is the first in the Google search for “hardcore robo bunny rabbits”.
Wow. I am my own reference.
But that’s not what I’m talking about.
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Ten points to Amber.
Now, the next question: did you know it, or did you Google it?
I Google’d it, of course! I had to get creative though, not knowing what the original context was at all.
And after Youtube’ing it I now plan to watch the movie at some point.
I have a soft spot for that movie for some reason. But remember that I was going to high school when it was made. You youngsters might have some culture shock.
Tracey and I still trade quotes about this pretty frequently, though. “Heather #1 just looked RIGHT AT me!”
No culture shock here. I *remember* people wearing those kinds of clothes… and hair.
I was thinking of Amber, and other readers of this website who haven’t hit the big Three Oh yet.
Yeah, you meant young people, right?
We watched the movie last night. (It’s actually a 12 part series on YouTube.) It had it’s good parts… Most of which wouldn’t be acceptable in these here parts.
Ask Patrick about his childhood nickname… which he still answers to…
I vote we guess it.
My vote is for “Peppermint Patty.”
Sorry, Charlie, it wasn’t Peppermint Patty. In fact, I probably would’ve preferred it, considering that Peppermint Patty sounds a whole lot better than what it really was.
Anyway, I predict no one (who doesn’t already know, of course) will be able to guess it. Not even come remotely close to guessing it.
Muhahaha!
Don’t you mean is?
I have a vague recollection of hearing that before… that Patrick had a nickname I mean. I want to say it was something to do with Sister but I could be completely wrong. It’s been a while.
Nice, Aaron, nice.
Okay, I’m not really giving people much of a chance to guess, but since I really wanna move on to a different topic besides my childhood nickname… it was Brobo Bunny.
“Brobo Bunny.”
That’s almost disappointing.
Yeah, true dat.
BUt now we know why he likes bunnies so much.